This is a condition in which the coniferous has trouble staying "up", and suffers a loss of function. This disease/dysfunction may cause others around it to exhibit symptoms such as involuntary fits of laughter, swearing, and sweating. It has also been know to cause rashes of the arms and hands. Although the tree is not erect, it may still emit a clear sticky substance that may stain or cause irritation to others around it. With proper planning and attention, this condition can usually be avoided, however it is sometimes more prevalent when coexisting with cats and small children, and sometimes dumb men.
Whew, all done! And actually I added more garland and overall was happier with how it looked after the second "decorating" party with the kids. We pretty much had to start over. *rolls eyes*. Lets hope the stupid thing doesn't fall again!!!
Stay tuned for lots o' random tree and ornament pics and pics of the kidlets...I think I'll post them on my
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3 comments:
HILARIOUS!!!!! I think I might have to link to this from my blog:)
That's great! But where is your nursing care plan for trees suffering from CED??
Very funny- I read it out loud to my co-workers out here in urgent care. We are in the process of writing a care plan for you. Have a great christmas!
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